The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 5 – The Laughs Keep Coming!
You’ve made it to Part 5 of our funny quiz series! These 20 brand-new questions will keep the giggles rolling and test your humour chops. Think you’ve heard it all? Let’s see if you can ace this batch of hilarious questions!
If you are up for further laughs, then play our other funny quizzes in the series here: The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 1, The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 2, The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 3 and The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 4
The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 5
Questions:
1. Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
a) She doesn’t like balloons
b) She’ll freeze it
c) It’ll pop from the cold
d) She’ll let it go
2. Why did the coffee go to the police station?
a) It spilled everywhere
b) It got mugged
c) It lost its beans
d) It needed help brewing
3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?
a) A stick
b) A broken rang
c) A flat frisbee
d) A bad throw
4. What’s a computer’s favourite snack?
a) Microchips
b) Bytes of cookies
c) Keyboard crackers
d) Data bars
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
a) Parmesan thief
b) Borrowed cheddar
c) Gouda question
d) Nacho cheese
6. Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
a) They crack up too easily
b) They yolk around too much
c) They’re shell-shocked
d) They don’t like being scrambled
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth?
a) A honey bear
b) A soft paw
c) A toothless teddy
d) A gummy bear
8. Why did the bicycle need a nap?
a) It got a flat
b) It ran out of air
c) It was two-tired
d) It had a long ride
9. What do you call a magic owl?
a) Hoo-dini
b) A wizard bird
c) A hootician
d) Spell-wing
10. Why did the stadium get hot?
a) The fans left
b) The players were on fire
c) It was sunny
d) The roof was open
11. Why did the banana go to school?
a) To learn how to split
b) It wanted to be brighter
c) To get a-peeling grades
d) To grow smarter
12. Why don’t oysters like sharing?
a) They’re shellfish
b) They hoard pearls
c) They close up too fast
d) They prefer to clam up
13. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a) A fossil napper
b) A slumber-saurus
c) A nap-raptor
d) A dino-snore
14. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
a) Leap boots
b) Open-toad sandals
c) Water clogs
d) Lily-pad loafers
15. Why did the skeleton stay calm during the test?
a) Nothing got under its skin
b) It was already dead inside
c) It had all the answers
d) It wasn’t a bone of contention
16. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
a) They don’t have the guts
b) They’re bone-tired
c) They always end in a tie
d) They lack muscle
17. Why do pancakes always win at life?
a) They stack up well
b) They flip their problems
c) They’re syrup-erior
d) They butter everyone up
18. What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
a) Nothing, it just let out a little wine
b) Ouch, I’m squashed!
c) Hey, watch your step
d) That’s the pits!
19. What do you call a fake noodle?
a) An impasta
b) A spaghetti fraud
c) A faux linguine
d) A noodle pretender
20. Why was the broom late?
a) It swept too long
b) It overswept
c) It got stuck in traffic
d) It was sweeping around
Answers:
1.d) She’ll let it go
2.b) It got mugged
3.a) A stick
4.b) Bytes of cookies
5.d) Nacho cheese
6.a) They crack up too easily
7.d) A gummy bear
8.c) It was two-tired
9.a) Hoo-dini
10.a) The fans left
11.c) To get a-peeling grades
12.a) They’re shellfish
13.d) A dino-snore
14.b) Open-toad sandals
15.a) Nothing got under its skin
16.a) They don’t have the guts
17.c) They’re syrup-erior
18.a) Nothing, it just let out a little wine
19.a) An impasta
20.b) It overswept
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