The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 4 – Laughter Never Ends!
Welcome to Part 4 of the funny quiz series! This next set of 20 quirky, hilarious questions is guaranteed to make you smile, groan, and chuckle. Think you’re the king or queen of comedy? Let’s find out—answer these and see how many you get right!
If you are up for further laughs, then play our other funny quizzes in the series here: The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 1, The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 2 and The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 3
The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 4
Questions:
1. Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?
a) It was stuffed
b) It didn’t like sweets
c) It was on a diet
d) It didn’t have a mouth
2. What did one plate say to the other plate?
a) Let’s dish about it
b) Dinner’s on me
c) You’re looking saucy
d) I’m feeling flat
3. Why was the math book sad?
a) It had too many problems
b) It lost its numbers
c) It was divided
d) It failed algebra
4. What do you call a pile of cats?
a) A meowtain
b) A claw-some group
c) A purr-lama
d) A furball
5. Why don’t skeletons ever ask for help?
a) They have no backbone
b) They like to wing it
c) They’re too independent
d) They don’t have the guts
6. What do you call a dog that can tell time?
a) A watch-dog
b) A clock-er spaniel
c) A time retriever
d) A doggone genius
7. Why did the picture go to jail?
a) It stole the spotlight
b) It broke the canvas
c) It was framed
d) It couldn’t hang straight
8. Why do bees have sticky hair?
a) They use honeycombs
b) They don’t shower
c) Pollen gets everywhere
d) It’s part of their buzz
9. Why can’t a leopard hide?
a) Its spots always give it away
b) It’s too fast
c) It’s always roaring
d) It doesn’t like hiding
10. What do you call a fish without eyes?
a) A water mystery
b) A blind fish
c) A no-eyed swimmer
d) A fsh
11. Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?
a) It was a fungi
b) It knew all the right spores
c) It was everyone’s favorite cap
d) It was a root for fun
12. What kind of music do balloons hate?
a) Pop music
b) Rock ‘n’ roll
c) Jazz
d) Classical
13. Why did the golfer bring extra socks?
a) In case he got a hole in one
b) For luck
c) To match his pants
d) To avoid foot blisters
14. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
a) That hurt
b) Splash
c) Ouch, my gills
d) Oh, dam
15. Why do elephants never use computers?
a) They can’t figure out the mouse
b) Their trunks are too big for keyboards
c) They’re afraid of mice
d) They prefer to remember things
16. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
a) It felt crumby
b) It was chipped
c) It got dunked
d) It needed to cool off
17. What did the zero say to the eight?
a) Nice belt
b) Why so round?
c) Who tied you up?
d) Can I borrow a loop?
18. What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyesight?
a) A do-you-think-he-saurus
b) A blurry rex
c) A myopic monster
d) A fossil failure
19. Why don’t koalas count as bears?
a) They don’t have the koalafications
b) They’re too cute
c) They prefer trees
d) They failed biology
20. What’s brown and rhymes with “boo”?
a) A shoe
b) A kangaroo
c) Poo
d) Chocolate goo
Answers:
1.a) It was stuffed
2.b) Dinner’s on me
3.a) It had too many problems
4.a) A meowtain
5.d) They don’t have the guts
6.a) A watch-dog
7.c) It was framed
8.a) They use honeycombs
9.a) Its spots always give it away
10.d) A fsh
11.a) It was a fungi
12.a) Pop music
13.a) In case he got a hole in one
14.d) Oh, dam
15.c) They’re afraid of mice
16.a) It felt crumby
17.a) Nice belt
18.a) A do-you-think-he-saurus
19.a) They don’t have the koalafications
20.c) Poo
We hope Part 4 kept you laughing! Share your score and challenge your friends to this fun-filled quiz. Stay tuned for even more humour ahead!
