The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 3 – Get Ready to Laugh Again!
Welcome to Part 3 of the funny quiz series! These 20 new questions will keep you chuckling as you test your humorous smarts. Can you handle even more jokes and puns? Dive in and see how many punchlines you can guess correctly!
If you are up for further laughs, then play our other funny quizzes in the series here: The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 1 and The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 2
The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 3
Questions:
1. What do you call a cow with no legs?
a) Floor beef
b) Moo-less
c) Ground beef
d) Steak-on-the-ground
2. Why did the scarecrow become a motivational speaker?
a) It had a strawng personality
b) It was outstanding in its field
c) It wanted to inspire crows
d) It was corny but effective
3. Why do ducks have feathers?
a) To keep warm
b) To cover their quack
c) For swimming style
d) To fly under the radar
4. Why don’t skeletons go bungee jumping?
a) They don’t have the guts
b) They might lose a bone
c) They don’t like heights
d) Their heads always fall off
5. What’s a skeleton’s favourite snack?
a) Bone-appetit
b) Spare ribs
c) Skull-shaped cookies
d) Anything they can chew
6. Why did the tomato turn red?
a) It blushed after a joke
b) It saw the salad dressing
c) It was overripe
d) It tripped over
7. What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon account?
a) Prime-mates
b) Chimp-shoppers
c) Jungle buyers
d) Tree-sharers
8. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
a) Stop blooming late!
b) You’re blossoming beautifully
c) Hi, bud
d) Let’s root for each other
9. What do you call a sleeping bull?
a) A dozer
b) A bulldozer
c) A nap-cow
d) Lazy beef
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
a) It was tired
b) It lost its balance
c) It was two-tired
d) It hit a flat tire
11. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
a) Between us, something smells
b) Keep an eye out
c) You’re too far away
d) Let’s meet in the middle
12. Why don’t sharks like fast food?
a) They prefer slow swimmers
b) It gives them heartburn
c) They can’t chase it
d) They like fresh catches
13. What kind of car does a sheep drive?
a) A Lamb-orghini
b) A Baa-rina
c) A Woolkswagen
d) A Herd-mobile
14. Why did the computer get cold?
a) It opened too many Windows
b) It got a virus
c) It left the fan running
d) It clicked on a chilly website
15. What’s a ninja’s favourite drink?
a) Water
b) Karate-ade
c) Tea
d) Punch
16. Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
a) It would get in the way
b) It would be a foot
c) It wouldn’t fit glasses
d) It would poke people
17. Why did the belt get arrested?
a) It was holding pants hostage
b) It got into a tight situation
c) It held up a pair of jeans
d) It was caught stealing loops
18. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
a) A carrot
b) A pumpkin
c) A tangerine
d) An orange bird
19. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
a) They’re shellfish
b) They’re stuck in their shells
c) They treasure them too much
d) They can’t open up
20. Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
a) All the fans left
b) The lights were on
c) It was heated competition
d) It was full of fiery energy
Answers:
1.c) Ground beef
2.b) It was outstanding in its field
3.b) To cover their quack
4.a) They don’t have the guts
5.b) Spare ribs
6.b) It saw the salad dressing
7.a) Prime-mates
8.c) Hi, bud
9.b) A bulldozer
10.c) It was two-tired
11.a) Between us, something smells
12.a) They prefer slow swimmers
13.a) A Lamb-orghini
14.a) It opened too many Windows
15.c) Tea
16.b) It would be a foot
17.b) It got into a tight situation
18.a) A carrot
19.a) They’re shellfish
20.a) All the fans left
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