The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 2 – More Laughs Ahead!
Part 2 of our funny quiz is here to test your sense of humour with 20 brand-new, laugh-out-loud questions. Ready for another round of giggles and groans? Get your thinking cap (or clown hat) on and see how many you can get right. Let’s dive in!
If you are up for a laugh, then play our other quiz in the series here: The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 1
The Ultimate Funny Quiz: Part 2
Questions:
1. Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
a) It would look weird
b) It would be a foot
c) It would grow into your mouth
d) It would weigh too much
2. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
a) Surprise!
b) Supplies!
c) Clean up time!
d) Who left the door open?
3. Why don’t melons get married?
a) They’re too fruity
b) They can’t elope
c) They always split
d) They’re seedless
4. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
a) Kingfish
b) A royal tuna
c) A goldfish king
d) A sea-king
5. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
a) R
b) C
c) P
d) A treasure map
6. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
a) It had a virus
b) Its memory was full
c) It caught a bug
d) It needed a reboot
7. Why can’t you trust stairs?
a) They’re always creaking
b) They’re full of ups and downs
c) They lead to nowhere
d) They’re unbalanced
8. Why do cows wear bells?
a) So they don’t get lost
b) Their horns don’t work
c) It’s their style
d) To alert farmers
9. What’s green and sings?
a) Elvis Parsley
b) A frog in a choir
c) A croaking cucumber
d) A lime serenade
10. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
a) An investigator
b) A fancy reptile
c) A snappy dresser
d) A vestigator
11. Why was the tomato blushing?
a) It saw the salad dressing
b) It fell off the vine
c) It heard a spicy joke
d) It got roasted
12. Why are ghosts bad liars?
a) They can’t keep a straight face
b) You can see right through them
c) They disappear under pressure
d) They spook themselves
13. What do you call a group of singing cats?
a) A meow-sical
b) A cat-chorus
c) A feline quartet
d) Kitty harmony
14. What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
a) Sneakers
b) Silent soles
c) Stealth loafers
d) Flip-flops (quietly)
15. Why did the coffee file a police report?
a) It got mugged
b) It spilled its beans
c) It was steaming mad
d) It needed a latte help
16. What’s a tree’s favourite drink?
a) Root beer
b) Sap-soda
c) Leaf tea
d) Bark-a-latte
17. Why did the photo go to jail?
a) It got framed
b) It was overexposed
c) It cropped out the truth
d) It developed shady habits
18. What kind of music do mummies listen to?
a) Wrap music
b) Tomb tunes
c) Ancient beats
d) Bandages’ ballads
19. What do you call a dog magician?
a) A labracadabrador
b) A hocus-pocus pup
c) A bark wizard
d) A paw-gician
20. Why did the cookie cry?
a) Its dough got stolen
b) It crumbled under pressure
c) It felt crumby
d) It was in a jam
Answers:
1.b) It would be a foot
2.b) Supplies!
3.b) They can’t elope
4.d) A sea-king
5.a) R
6.c) It caught a bug
7.b) They’re full of ups and downs
8.b) Their horns don’t work
9.a) Elvis Parsley
10.a) An investigator
11.a) It saw the salad dressing
12.b) You can see right through them
13.a) A meow-sical
14.a) Sneakers
15.a) It got mugged
16.a) Root beer
17.a) It got framed
18.a) Wrap music
19.a) A labracadabrador
20.c) It felt crumby
Did you ace it? Whether you got them all right or just enjoyed the chuckles, we hope you had fun! Share this quiz with friends and keep the laughs rolling.
